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Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:35 pm
by rousselle
TGunitedcardists wrote:I thought I won this thread a long time ago.

The card Gods have declared that anyone who posts after this message will experience a delay on the next 3 Kickstarter campaigns they pledge for!
This is like the internet opposite of the chain letter or viral post. "If you continue this chain, you will have back luck! One playing card enthusiast continued this chain, and then the next several Kickstarter projects he backed were not only delayed, but they had wide borders on the backs! Don't let this happen to you! You must break the chain!"

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:16 pm
by th4mo
Wally won this thread long long ago...

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:18 am
by MagikFingerz
th4mo wrote:Wally won this thread long long ago...
Uh, no. I made damn sure of that!

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:02 pm
by sprouts1115
Starting 2018 right In the gutter



Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:22 pm
by rousselle
Welcome back, Sprouts... I think....

:shock:

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:56 pm
by CBJ
sprouts1115 wrote:Starting 2018 right In the gutter






It reminds me of your mom


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Jay

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:42 pm
by Räpylätassu
If tomato is a fruit, would that then make ketchup a smoothie?

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:07 pm
by Bruno
Noop, Roop.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:58 pm
by Räpylätassu
Look Bruno, a smoothie is squished fruit. Tomato is a fruit. Ketchup is squished tomatoes. Ketchup is a smoothie confirmed.

Don't fight it. Accept the truth.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:32 pm
by JuFiN
Smoothies are made by adding Dairy not Vinegar.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:15 am
by MagikFingerz
If this was a rap battle, JuFin just destryed you, Roope.

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Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:13 am
by Räpylätassu
Bah. I like my version better.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:36 pm
by Bruno
Gloop, Roop.

Now .... a good tomato relish .... mm-mmm .... :D

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:22 am
by Räpylätassu


The best thing you will see today guaranteed.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:08 pm
by Räpylätassu
There is a finnish ice hockey player called: Veli-Matti Savinainen. Let's break down his name:

Veli means brother in Finnish
Matti is a Finnish version of Matthew, but Matti means Crazy in Italian
Savi means clay in Finnish
Nainen means A woman in Finnish

YEAH. THERE. In our olympic ice hockey team we have a player called Crazybrother Claywoman. The rest of the world can suck it! Going for the Gold in hockey! Let's go Leijonat!

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:39 pm
by MagikFingerz
I'll just put this here, these are the current standings in the Olympics...
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Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:55 pm
by Räpylätassu
Bah, you Norweigans and your unhealthy obsession with skiing.

Ice Hockey is what's up.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:28 am
by theCapraAegagrus
Räpylätassu wrote:Bah, you Norweigans and your unhealthy obsession with skiing.

Ice Hockey is what's up.
Go "Team Russia". I want Datsyuk to join the Triple Gold Club.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:06 am
by Räpylätassu
Datsyuk is one of the classiest players ever. He truly deserves it.

...But not as much as our Golden Boy Eeli Tolvanen, so that he can go to the Predators in this season as an Olympic Gold Medallist, help them win the Stanley Cup in the early summer and the city of Nashville builds David Poille a 20 meter statue for the honor of the Greatest Steal Ever a ka Drafting Tolvanen 30th overall in the 2017 NHL Entry Draft

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:00 pm
by theCapraAegagrus
Räpylätassu wrote:Datsyuk is one of the classiest players ever. He truly deserves it.

...But not as much as our Golden Boy Eeli Tolvanen, so that he can go to the Predators in this season as an Olympic Gold Medallist, help them win the Stanley Cup in the early summer and the city of Nashville builds David Poille a 20 meter statue for the honor of the Greatest Steal Ever a ka Drafting Tolvanen 30th overall in the 2017 NHL Entry Draft
Guy hasn't even played 1 NHL game yet!

Teemu Pulkkinen looked like a steal after his draft year, and look at how that one turned out.

The biggest draft steal of all-time is getting Nick-f^&*ing-Lidstrom in the 3rd round of 1989. Quite possibly the smartest player to lace up a pair of skates, and a freak of nature. Missing 44 games in 20 seasons... Dominating the league through 3 separate eras...

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:24 pm
by Räpylätassu
True. Pulkkinen busted big time, he couldn't skate well enough. But the previous message was mostly meant to be a joke via over exaggeration.

Lidström truly was one of the best players of all time. Somehow I get the feeling you are a Wings fan? ;)

Who do you think is going to win the Cup? Nashville for sure could be one. Tampa Bay obviously. Pittsburgh, please no, not again. But of course when Vegas wins the Cup this year, only one question remains... Who is going to play Marc-Andre Fleury in the movie?

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:46 pm
by theCapraAegagrus
Räpylätassu wrote:True. Pulkkinen busted big time, he couldn't skate well enough. But the previous message was mostly meant to be a joke via over exaggeration.

Lidström truly was one of the best players of all time. Somehow I get the feeling you are a Wings fan? ;)

Who do you think is going to win the Cup? Nashville for sure could be one. Tampa Bay obviously. Pittsburgh, please no, not again. But of course when Vegas wins the Cup this year, only one question remains... Who is going to play Marc-Andre Fleury in the movie?
Yeah, I'm a Red Wings fan. I'm also just a huge fan of hockey.

Tampa Bay is my front-runner for the Cup. They're been inquiring about Mike Green, and if they acquire him, holy crap are they stacked (they already are stacked). A Top-4 with Hedman, Green, Sergachev, and Girardi? Just wow.

Vegas has a legitimate chance of winning it all, too. Gallant is a fantastic coach. Honestly, though, I might hate Marc-Andre Fleury more than I hate the Penguins. And boy, I hate Crosby, Malkin, and Letang. Just a huge bunch of whiners. Should get Jared Leto to play him in the movie (what a God-awful Joker) if they win it.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:37 pm
by Räpylätassu
I don't really have a favorite team, my brother is a die hard Wings fan however :D Although I have no favorite team, there are a lot of teams that I wish to have success, Avalanche being perhaps the biggest one, followed by Leafs, Capitals, Predators, Blue Jackets, Blues maybe...? Wings I wish success 'cause I enjoy seeing my brother happy and Panthers I would because of Barkov but I really can't 'cause they are so goddamn boring. Then of course just a few teams that I wish nothing good meaning Penguins, Senators and Oilers.

And I am also fantic hockey watcher, I follow the NHL, Finnish Elite League and a big time fan of KalPa, Kuopio's hockey team. I have also gotten to watch KHL with Jokerit jumping over there, I just find the whole KHL fasinating as an amazingly bizarre league.

This season Barys Astana, Kazakstans KHL club was having tough time so they fired their coach mid season. The new coach, kid you freaking not, has the team make an offering of a live goat on the ice after the practice. So they honestly bring the goat to the ice, the team gathers around it, they open it's throat with a knife and spray the blood to the goal, "making a blessing" so that other teams would have a harder time scoring against them. I. SH*T. YOU. NOT.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:16 pm
by theCapraAegagrus
Räpylätassu wrote:I don't really have a favorite team, my brother is a die hard Wings fan however :D Although I have no favorite team, there are a lot of teams that I wish to have success, Avalanche being perhaps the biggest one, followed by Leafs, Capitals, Predators, Blue Jackets, Blues maybe...? Wings I wish success 'cause I enjoy seeing my brother happy and Panthers I would because of Barkov but I really can't 'cause they are so goddamn boring. Then of course just a few teams that I wish nothing good meaning Penguins, Senators and Oilers.

And I am also fantic hockey watcher, I follow the NHL, Finnish Elite League and a big time fan of KalPa, Kuopio's hockey team. I have also gotten to watch KHL with Jokerit jumping over there, I just find the whole KHL fasinating as an amazingly bizarre league.

This season Barys Astana, Kazakstans KHL club was having tough time so they fired their coach mid season. The new coach, kid you freaking not, has the team make an offering of a live goat on the ice after the practice. So they honestly bring the goat to the ice, the team gathers around it, they open it's throat with a knife and spray the blood to the goal, "making a blessing" so that other teams would have a harder time scoring against them. I. SH*T. YOU. NOT.
You like the Avs and hate the Oil..? Vice-versa for me. What about Puljujarvi!? And Pakarinen!?

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:31 pm
by MagikFingerz
Why don't you guys just puck off with your hockey talk?

:mrgreen:

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:37 pm
by Räpylätassu
Hate the Oilers because of the pathetic hording a 1st overall picks and they still manage to suck. Pakarinen played his first professional games in KalPa :D Avs because I have liked them since I was a kid, I have a signed Joe Sakic jersey in my closet.

Puck off? Suksi kuuseen, Norski :D

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:41 pm
by theCapraAegagrus
You're just jealous, because there's only 1 good Norwegian in the NHL, and he's a midget...

They should've traded EBERLE for Larsson; not Hall. And also should've kept Griffin Reinhart.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:54 pm
by Räpylätassu
All I know is that they lost the Eberle - Strome trade and they absolutely f*cked up on the Hall - Larsson trade. Best thing is: Chiarelli trades away both of his top wingers, signs Lucic to a terrible contract and this season wonders on the media why the Oilers aren't getting enough scoring from the wingers. BECAUSE YOU TRADED BOTH OF YOUR BEST WINGERS, SIGNED AN OLD BUM TO A TOO LONG AND TOO EXPENSIVE CONTRACT YOU IDIOT. And right now he is going: "So what you are saying is, I should trade Puljujärvi?"

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:05 pm
by theCapraAegagrus
My Oilers Franchise Mode was stacked in NHL 17. I traded Lucic for Hall (I freaking HATE Lucic, he's garbage), traded Eberle for Yakupov, so this was my Top 6:

Draisaitl - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Hall - Nugent-Hopkins - Yakupov

I don't understand... Hall @ $6 million is great. Why the hell trade him away and give all that money to that nose with a face Italy Lucic..? Larsson is great and all, but that particular combination of moves was not good.

Re: Last person to post wins. . . . .

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:13 pm
by Räpylätassu
They thought that Larsson would be a legit number 1 D, we can see how well that turned out.

Chiarelli should have realised that extremely heavy players like Lucic rarely can maintain their top level after the age of 30. Everybody knew from the get go that Oilers would have problem with that contract in 2 years max.