If UC was a nation...

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If UC was a nation...

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I just had idea for this fun thread that is not to be taken seriously by any means: What if the UC was a nation? Who would the active members on this forum be on the society? Note: I could not think a place for everyone right now, so feel free to add your thoughts :D

Jarl Mike Ratledge
Duh.

Vice-Jarl MagikFingerz
The most ammount of messages. Authority figure. Norweigan.

Prime Minister badpete69
Leads the discussion. First on everything.

Head of the Intelligence Agency CBJ
Always digs up some new information. True spy fashion keeps his sources to himself. Mutual dislike with the leader of the opposition...

Leader of the opposition jericholic
Seen as a troublemaker but ultimately keeps a lot of people on their toes.

Minster of Foreign Affairs shermjack
Does lot of the work abroad. Good ties in Asia that have secured many buisness deals.

Chief Editor of the largest newspaper ivan
Keeps the people informed on current affairs of the world. Duh.

Curator of the museum of history Jock1971
Dedicated to the history of the world, doesn't dedicate a whole lot of time to the modern era we live in. Everyone is grateful for his outsanding work.

The Big Rock Star nECr0MaNCeD
Absolutely everyone likes him and for a good reason. Great guy. His career has taken a step back but everyone is rooting for the comeback special.

The Popular Author Lotrek
His novels keep missing the deadlines constantly, but everyone of them seems to be a cornerstone in literature. Creative genius.

Principal of the Head University guru
Risen like a rocket in the society. Has his shit put together. Likes to write long essays. Propably the smartest person in the country.

Sorry I could not right now think suitable titles for rouselle, PrincessTrouble, RichK etc but that is where you come in to complete this nation :D And let's keep this fun and respectful to everyone, okay?
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Dean of the #2 university, that weird ivy league university that only offers a single degree (combined double major in haiku and philosophy): Bruno
Clearly very intelligent and has a lot to say, but 80% of the people don't have a clue what he's saying 95% of the time.
;)

CEO of the country's latest social media/tech startup: montecarlojoe
Even more shrouded in mystery and reclusive since things took off, but used to be very much in the public eye. These days he shows up with random comments on TMZ about pop culture events and to offer tech support to the huddled masses.
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Obvsly.
Why we're in The State we're in.
With a nose like Tycho Brahe too.
Shakespear ain't innit.
Yer welcome.

We all can be critics here.
My opinion is, that :-
The Defender of The Faith has been Auctioned Off. SOLD OUT.
The potus is a Tool of the Lowest Common Demoniser. LOWER.
And so on.
Gahead now.
Do the cutout thing, it ain't gonna save your socks matey .....

This is great, thanks Räpy !
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ecNate wrote:Dean of the #2 university, that weird ivy league university that only offers a single degree (combined double major in haiku and philosophy): Bruno
Clearly very intelligent and has a lot to say, but 80% of the people don't have a clue what he's saying 95% of the time.
;)

CEO of the country's latest social media/tech startup: montecarlojoe
Even more shrouded in mystery and reclusive since things took off, but used to be very much in the public eye. These days he shows up with random comments on TMZ about pop culture events and to offer tech support to the huddled masses.
You just wait till I unveil the next rando-mod Elon Musk style! :ugdance: :ugdance:
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